Weiner's Wiener

                                                                    Weiner's wiener, just a bit creepy,

He flashes it about without care.
He thinks he'll get away with it
Unfortunately, it's not rare.

Perhaps the world of voters will,
after careful thought, declare
Weiner's wiener can't fill the bill
Get him out of our hair.

Bad boys ever will be
But tolerate them, I dare
To tell those irksome jerks
Get out of site, and stay there.